Hoping that the gre student doesn't make sense to u guys 

also..... 

Vocabulary, o'vocabulary...



A GRE STUDENT: All articles that coruscate with 

resplendence are not truly auriferous.

A NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.



A GRE STUDENT : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be 

interdicted.

A NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers



A GRE STUDENT : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering 

any testimony.

A NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales



A GRE STUDENT : Neophite's serendipity.

A NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck



A GRE STUDENT : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates 

no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

A NORMAL PERSON : a rolling stone gathers no moss



A GRE STUDENT: Members of an avian species of identical 

plumage tend to congregate.

A NORMAL PERSON : birds of the same feather flock together



A GRE STUDENT : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous 

profundity.

A NORMAL PERSON : beauty is only skin deep



A GRE STUDENT : Freedom from incrustations of grime is 

contiguous to rectitude.

A NORMAL PERSON : cleanliness is godliness



A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of 

precipitately departed lactile fluid.

A NORMAL PERSON : there's no use crying over spilt milk



A GRE STUDENT : Eschew the implement of correction and 

vitiate the scion.

A NORMAL PERSON : spare the rod and spoil the child



A GRE STUDENT : The stylus is more potent than the rapier.

A NORMAL PERSON : the pen is mightier than the sword



A GRE STUDENT : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate 

a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.

A NORMAL PERSON : u can't try to teach an old dog new tricks



A GRE STUDENT : Surveillance should precede saltation.

A NORMAL PERSON : look before you leap



A GRE STUDENT : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.

A NORMAL PERSON : twinkle,twinkle, little star



A GRE STUDENT : The person presenting the ultimate 

cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.

A NORMAL PERSON : he who laughs last, laughs the best