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1.
The teacher asked Tom,"Tell me how you spell the word, crocodile.
" K-R-A-K-A-D-I-L-E", said Tom. " But, that is not the way the Dictionary
spells it.", said his teacher. "May be,but you asked me how I spelt
it,"
2.
Judge- " why did you go stealing in this rich man's house ?"
Thief-" you tell me, Sir, What would I have got if I had gone stealing
in a poor man's house?"
3.
Postman of a small town: " I had to walk five miles to deliver this
to your farmyard." Why didn't you simply post it?" came the farmer's
reply.
4.
Teacher to a student, " Tell me, if I lay two eggs today and three
tomorrow,how many eggs will there be in all?" "But Sir, I can't believe
you can do that !" said the amazed student.
5.
"Children, whom do you like the most in the school?" asked the young
teacher,hoping that they would all name her. " The man who rings the
bell ", they chorused in reply. |
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