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1.
"Everyone makes fun of us," thought a Mexican one-day."Well, I'll
make a dummy of everyone today." Saying that , he rolled a piece of
paper and exclaimed, "Wow! A telescope I can see Haley's Comet from
here."A hand tapped his shoulder and a voice said, "Excuse me, sir,
can I have a look?" "Get behind me," the Mexican said. Soon there
was a long line behind him. "Now you can ... Huh?" He was cut short
when he saw about 25 Mexicans behind him !
2.
Teaching the laws of floatation in class, the Physics teacher asked
George, "What will happen when you throw a stone into water?" "It
will get wet !" was the immediate reply.
3.
Teacher to the class, " Who built the world's first tunnel?" Margaret
stood up and answered,"Earthworms"
4.
The excited toddler came to his mother,"Mom, I came second in the
race today." "That's excellent, dear son," said the beaming mother,
" and how many children were there in the race?" "Two",answered the
little toddler.
5.
Jimmie asked Freddie why he had so many holes in his umbrella. " So
that I can see when it has stopped raining,silly"replied Freddie.
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