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1.
"Why are you making a hole in your book?" A father asked his son.
"Because my teacher asked me to go through it," was the candid reply.
2.
"Why did you go to buy stories from cats ?" Joe asked his friend.
"Because they have long tales," he replied.
3.
"How will you define five o'clock traffic?" a teacher asked Lee ."Crush
hour," he replied.
4.
"Why don't we ever go out,Dad?" Jack asked his father. "You are right,son,we
don't. Come along, we are going out." They went up the drive,took
a u-turn and came back."Now you can't say that we don't go out," his
father said.
5.
Two smartly dressed ladies met, talked to each other like old friends
for sometime and parted. Later, the first lady's daughter said, "
why did't you introduce me to your friend, Mom" "Oh! because I don't
know her myself,' was the reply. |
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