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1.
Patient:"I feel as if there is a cactus plant in my stomach, Doctor:Then,
you would better go to a desert.
2.
"That new watch you have sold to me has now stopped," an angry customer
said to the shopkeeper." Naturally, It's a stop watch," was the smooth
reply.
3.
Teacher:"What happned in 1809?"
Student:"Abraham Lincon was born."
Teacher asked again:"And what happened in 1820 ?"
The student replied :"He became 11 years old."
4.
"You go to the moon and I'll go to the sun,"Tom told Harry."But you'll
burn out there,"Harry said. "Not if I go at night," Tom retorted.
5.
"What should I do if I find a bag of dollars?" Tim asked his friend.
"keep the bag and give me the dollars," his friend replied.
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