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1.
Do you know why we always wear the left shoe later ? Because it is
leftover!
2.
Tom asked Jim how he liked his swimming pool."It's beautiful", said
Jim," but why is there no water in it?" "Because I don't know how
to swim", Tom replied.
3.
"My cat can tell you its name", One little boy proudly told another."
what is its name?" asked the other. "Miaow!" said the first.
4.
Betty told her father "My friend is such a creep". Her father replied
" Everyone has something nice about them, even your friend."Betty
thought and thought and then she said, " I know ,my friend has a nice
house.
5.
A boy woke up his father in the middle of the night. "Dad, the whole
house is shaking, looks like it will come apart"." Why should we bother",
his dad replied, as he turned over and slept," we are only the tenants."
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