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1.
Tiger to a passer by: "come I want a taste of human blood." "Kill
someone younger with warm blood" ,said the passer by, "my blood is
cold." "Yes I know, but today I am in the mood for a cold drink",
was the tiger's reply.
2.
Father and son were in a cave. "Is it dark inside?"the father asked.
"No idea," replied the son, "I can't see anything. "
3.
Willie's dad asked him what was the date.Willie said he didn't know.
"Then look into the newspapera and tell me, "advised his father. "How
can I" ,said Willie, "this is yesterday's paper."
4.
Jane asked her mother, "can you guess what I've bought for you? "
"No",said her mom. "A new tea set". "But why did you do that, I already
have a good one" she argued. "That's because I broke it this morning",was
the honest confession.
5.
When the teacher asked Robin why he was late, he said that he was
helping a blind man cross the road. "That's a good thing, but what
took you half an hour?" " Sir, he wanted to cross the road after half
an hour so I waited" said Robin. |
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