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1.
Mary asked her friend,"why do you always talk like a fool?" "So that
you can understand me easily" was the quick reply.
2.
Mr. and Mrs. Brown were walking together. Suddenly,they saw some donkeys.
"Look, your relatives",said Mrs.Brown. "you are right", her husband
retorted," they have become my relatives after I got married to you."
3.
"How many marks have you got in Arithmetic, Susan?" her mom asked.
"Just ten less than Henry," She answered. "And how much has he got?"asked
the mother."Well, ten marks."
4.
A lady told a fruitseller to separate all the rotten apples and bring
them to her. He did so. " Right, now you give me five pounds of apples
from the remaining pile", she said.
5.
Son to father: "How does an airplane fly?" "I don't know", he answered."And
how does the T.V. work?" "No idea" said the father. "O.K. let it be
then"."No, son, you must keep asking me questions, or how will you
learn anything?" said the father. |
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