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Jokes
Series 19
| 1. A cyclist was desperately trying to overtake a car.Finally, the car driver stopped and said angrily, "you ride a bike and you are trying to compete with a car, how dare you!". "Sir," said the cyclist," my scarf has got caught in your bumper." 2. A teacher asked his students if they knew that the air in the forest was fresher then the city air. They said yes it was. "Can you tell me how you know this?" "It's because I've never seen a wild animal go to a hospital" answered one student. 3. A man called a waiter and complained, "Look, there's only one piece of chicken in the whole bowl of soup" "I'll cut it in a minute,Sir,and make it two",the waiter replied. 4. Teacher to class:"What is the difference between a man and an ass?" "You can call a man an ass but you can't an ass a man!" a smart fellow replied. 5. Father to son,"I've been told that you are scared of the dark." "No dad, you come with me in the dark and see for yourself." |