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Jokes
Series 21
| 1. "Timmy,why are you so scared of cows?" "It's because my teacher has told me that my head is full of straw.By any chance the cow tries to eat it?!"Timmy answered in a frightened voice. 2. A man scolded his son, "You are returning after an hour and you've still not posted the letter I gave you." "I wandered for a long time but couldn't find a single mail-box which was not locked." 3. And have you heard of the absent minded professor, who was travelling? Before hurriedly boarding the train, he kissed the porter and tipped his wife! 4. Elections for the college president were about to start. One candidate came dressed in a tracksuit. When asked why he was so attired, he answered simply, "Because I'm running for office." |