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Jokes
Series 22
| 1. "How come your car has no wind shield wiper", one teenager asked another. "It's because it doesn't have a windshield either" was the quick reply. 2. "Do I actually look seventy?" an old lady asked sadly. "You mean to say you're that young?"exclaimed her grandson. 3. What is a hypochondriac? He's singer of popular malodies. 4. Home Science teacher to Pamela,"why don't you try cooking something that you can not burn?" "How can she, Sir,"quipped her friend Tina,"that is water she has just burnt!" 5. A man was thrilled because he had caught three big trout while fishing.Just then, a man sauntered by. On seeing his catch, he said," Man, you should have been here yesterday."Intrigued, the first man asked why. "Because", said the second, producing his Game Warden's badge,"Yesterday, the season was still open." |