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Jokes
Series 24
| 1. Mother to son: "just put this cake in a place where the ants can't find it". Half an hour later she asked her son whether he had kept it in a safe place. "Yes, mom, "he answered, "I have kept it very safely, in my stomach". 2. Richard: "Come George, let us go to the swimming pool". "No, no I have sworn never to enter water till I have learnt swimming!" George replied. 3. Doctor to patient, "What do you generally take, coffee, tea or cold drinks?" " Tea will be all right, but why are you taking so much trouble?" the patient answered. 4. "Sir, ever since I have heard of the exams, I have lost my days' sleep and my nights' peace". Teacher: " But people lose their nights' sleep and days' peace!" "Yes Sir, but I sleep by day and keep awake at nights". 5. Sam to Tom: "Why have you covered your face?" "My father said that if I failed he wouldn't see my face again, "Tom answered. |