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Jokes
Series 25
| 1. "Nobody can bathe faster than me, "Brian bragged. "I can, 'cause I never use soap," retorted Paul. 2. Bets to Jack: "What is mischief"? "Chief's daughter," Jack answered. 3. Mr. Green asked his daughter where she had been. "Teaching Margaret how to play the piano", she replied. "But I thought Margaret was a much better player than you!" he said, surprised. "Yes I know that and Margaret knows it too, but I was hoping you didn't!" was the smart reply. 4. Overheard: a millionaire complaining, "I don't know why people think I am very rich, I hardly have any wealth". Just then, the phone rang and his secretary came and informed him that his best friend wanted to use his yacht for a week. "Which one?" Johnny said angrily. 5. Johnny to the shopkeeper, "Please exchange this defective flute". But why, it's perfectly all right", the shopkeeper pointed out. "Can't you see it is full of holes?" Johnny said angrily. |