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Jokes
Series 26
| 1. One girl to another: "Whenever I talk to you, all my tensions get finished". "Yes," replied her friend, "and mine start". 2. "What kind of thieves can one find in a shoe store?" Meg asked Larry. "A pair of sneakers", he said. 3. "Now you tell me Meg, what is ice?" Larry queried. "Skid stuff", she answered promptly. 4. What do you get if you feed a cat with lemons? Answer: A sourpuss. 5. "Tell me", said Henry, "what kind of key is needed to open a coffin?" "A skeleton key" replied Jack. |