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Jokes
Series 27
| 1. On returning home from school, a child asked his mom, "Tell me the difference between a train and a tree". Perplexed, his mom said she couldn't answer that. "Well, a train leaves its shed and a tree sheds its leaves ", he answered triumphantly. 2. One day, the teacher was in the mood for jest. "Can you tell me the difference between an Indian elephant and an African one?" No one could. "The difference is about three thousand miles!" he answered, laughing. 3. "Why are you rolling the dustbin?" An angry mother asked Reggie. "Entertaining the baby,Mom," he replied. "But where is the baby ?" his mother asked. "In the dustbin,Mom," was the answer. 4. An owner decide to sell his house to someone who did not have children. After a week a boy came to him and said,"Can I buy this house ? I have no kids but only parents." 5. "Hey Gang! The principal is putting up another notice," an excited Greg shouted when he saw the principal hanging a sign in the hall. After two minutes, the principal knew that his notice, 'No loitering into the hall ' has really failed. |