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Jokes
Series 28
| 1. Once, a policeman caught a thief. When he was taking him to the police station, the clever thief had an idea. He told the cop that he should handcuff him before proceeding further. The cop was impressed. He told the thief to wait there while he could go and get the cuffs. By the time he got back, the thief had run away! A month later, the same cop happened to catch the same thief. "This time I have got him!" he thought triumphantly. The clever thief tried his luck once again. "See, you should handcuff me", he said. "Don't try to outsmart me", said the cop, "I won't go away like a fool. This time, I will stay right here. You go to the police station and get the cuffs. 2. A man's tie was hanging on his back. When a colleague asked him why he was wearing it at the back of his shirt, he answered, "My wife gave me this tie for christmas and she made me promise that I would wear it. But I didn't promise that I would look at it." 3. When a man walked into his office after four days, his boss asked him, "Do you believe in afterlife?" "Yes", he answered. "Oh good", said the boss, "Because no sooner than you had gone for your dad's funeral, he turned up, inquiring about your whereabouts". 4. Baker: here's a fruitcake, I am sure you will like it". "But it looks as if it has been eaten by mice", said the buyer. "Impossible", said the baker, "The cat has been lying on it the whole night". 5. "Why have you brought ants to your house?" Jim asked Bill. "To track down the candies Mom has hidden," was the reply. |