1.
Once a father asked his 5 year old son-"I'll give you 2$ if you tell me the opposite of brave."The child thought for a minute. "Dad", he said,"give me only 1$ I'll tell you the opposite of smart."
2.
There was an Indian baby who kept crying all the time. "Doesn't it feed on its mother's milk?"asked a visitor. "no", said the father,"it takes buffalo's milk"."no wonder", said the visitor, "it sounds like a buffalo"
3.
A boy was making a hole in his book.When his father asked him why he was doing that, he answered, " because our teacher has asked us to go through it."
4.
Once a Mexican went to buy an almirah.The owner said that he didn't sell things to Mexicans.The Mexican argued but it was of no use.So he went back home and disguised himself as an old man. He went to the shop and said ,"hey Sonny,long time since I've seen that almirah.I wanna buy it for my old woman. How much ?" The owner recognized him and asked him to get lost.The Mexican gave up The Mexican gave up and asked him how he had recognised him. The owner replied, " Only a Mexican would refer to a fridge as an almirah."
5.
The man questioned the waiter angrily,"Why is the tea so cold?" "Because it has come from Darjeeling(India),sir," he answered.