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Jokes
Series 30
| 1. Sam to shopkeeper: "Please give me a calendar". "What type?" the shopkeeper wanted to know. "The type with the maximum number of holidays", Sam said. 2. Ten years old George to his mom, "Can you tell me why rivers are called lazy?" "No", said mom. I'll tell you why, it's 'cause they never come off their beds". 3. Do you know what a bully is. He's a fellow with more muscles and less brains than anybody else! 4. And did you know why fat children are always good tempered? Because they can't hit you and run away! 5. Teacher: "Who can tell me the meaning of the word, 'serious'?" Student: "That's something we are not when the teacher is". |