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Jokes
Series 31
| 1. "Don't you feel embarassed asking for ice-cream the fifth time?"a father asked his son at a party one day. " Why should I, Dad, you always tell 'em I'm getting it for you,"was the reply. 2. "The doc told me to eat these pills for the rest of my life,"a patient told his friend. "So?"his friend asked. "he only gave me half a dozen,"was the reply. 3. Isn't my writing smashing?"Ralph boasted. "Yep! it almost smashed my ability to read,"Ted remarked. 4. "Please breathe out several times," a doctor told his patient."Do you want to check my lungs, sir?" the patient asked. " No, I want to clean my glasses," was the reply. 5. A doctor received a phone call in the middle of night. " I can't sleep , Doc. " the voice on the other end said."All right I'll sing you a lullaby"the doctor replied. |