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Jokes
Series 32
| 1. "Take four tea-spoons of this medicine everyday," a doctor told his patient one day." But Doc., I've got only three tea -spoons," the patient said. 2. Psychiatrist : " what you need is a brain-wash." The patient raised a question,"why? " Because you have a dirty mind," was the reply from the Psychiatrist. 3. "It's useless, Doc,I can't sleep," a patient told a doctor one day. "Sleep on the edge of your bed. You'll soon drop off,"the doctor suggested. 4. Patient: "Doc, I feel like a goat." Doctor: "Since when" " Since I was a kid," was the reply. 5. " Dad, is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away," a four year old boy asked his father one day."That's right , son," his Dad said. "Then give me lots of apples Dad, I've just broken the doctor's window," was the request. |