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Jokes
Series 33
| 1. Mum: "Joe, time for your medicine". Joe: "I'll put the bath on". Mum: "Why?" Joe: "Because on the bottle it says' to be taken in water". 2. A boy happened to fracture his leg and it was put into a cast. One day he asked the doctor, "Will I be able to play the violin when the plaster is removed?" "Why not? Ofcourse, you will", said the doctor reassuringly. "Funny", said the boy, "I couldn't before this was put!" 3. Two men were about to go to the electric chair. Each was asked what his last wish was. "I want to make a speech", said the first. When the second was asked what his wish was, he pleaded , "Hang me first, before the speech!" 4. One insomniac to another, "Did you follow my advice of counting sheep?" "Yes I did and counted upto 10,465". "So, could you sleep?" No, it was time to wake up by then". 5. Mother to child, "You've got a bad cold. Avoid draughts till you are better". "Can I play carom instead?" |