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Jokes
Series 34
| 1. Doctor: "You were at the point of death. Your good constitution saved you". Patient: "Please remember that when you make the bill". 2. A boy yelled loudly when a doctor approached him to give him an injection. "But I haven't even touched you yet", the doctor said. "Yes, but you are standing on my foot",replied the boy. 3. In a dentist's clinic, a patient was complaining, "I wish I was born without teeth". "We usually are", said the dentist reassuringly. 4. A a man cut his hand very badly. He was taken to the casualty ward where the doctor said he would stitch up the cut. "Right, Doctor", said the man, "and while you are about it, please stitch up this button which has come off my shirt". 5. Boy to father, "Dad, there's a salesman at the door with a moustache". "Tell him I already have one" said the father. |