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Jokes
Series 35
| 1. The older school of doctors feel that specialization has gone too far. One day, a senior doctor asked a junior one, "What branch do you plan to specialize in?" "The nose" came the reply. "Which nostril?" shot the old man. 2. "If you had 3 cents and your father gave you 2 more, how many cents would you have?" a teacher asked her student. "3", the student said. "You don't know mathematics at all", said the teacher angrily. "And you don't know my father at all", retorted the student. 3. "Do you know Katy? She's in the same class as you". A mother asked her daughter one day. "Yes, she sleeps next to me in the English class", was the reply. 4. A rather stern aunt had come on a visit to Sharon's place. The day before she was leaving, she asked her, "Are you sorry that I am going tomorrow?" she asked. "Yes", answered Sharon, "I thought you were going today!" 5. Mr. and Mrs. Graham were travelling on train for the first time. They had some bananas which they began eating. Just as Mr. Graham had one bite, the train went into a tunnel and it became pitch dark. Panicking, he asked his wife, "Have you started eating your banana?" "No", she said. "Well, don't, I had a bite and I have gone blind". |