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Jokes
Series 37
| 1. A lady went to a zoo. On the leopard's cage she noticed a sign that read--Wet Paint. "Oh ", she exclaimed," I always thought their spots were real!" 2. Did you hear about the baby boy whose father was called Ferdinand and whose mother was called Liza? They named him Ferdilizer! 3. Little Susie was staying with her grandmother. "Do you want to see the cuckoo come out of the cuckoo clock?" her granny asked. No, I'd rather see grandfather come out of the grandfather clock", she said. 4. "Marie, did you break one ear of Beethoven's bust?" The mistress charged the maid. "How does it matter", the maid replied, "Beethoven was deaf anyway". 5. "Tell me, Jason, do you like going to school?" "Yes, Uncle, I like going there but once I get there, I don't enjoy myself much". |