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Jokes
Series 38
| 1. Grandma was baby-sitting with a five-year-old and a four year old. After a while she fell asleep. The five-year-old tugged her arm."Wake up, Grandma", "he said. "We're not baby-sitting you. you're baby-sitting us and we want to sleep." 2. Teacher: "So, Sam, how do you like your new home?" Sam: "Oh, we like it very much. I have a room of my own, each of my sisters has a room of her own. But poor Mom, she's still stuck with dad". 3. "Mom, I fell in school today and grazed my knee badly". "Did you cry?" the mother asked, concerned. "No," he answered bravely, "the bell rang and there was no time". 4. Mother: "Eat your spinach, dear, it makes strong teeth". Tom: "Then why don't you feed it to Grandpa?" 5. A small boy was leading a donkey. He passed by an army camp. The soldiers wanted to have some fun at his expense. One of them asked him, " Why are you holding your brother so tightly?" So that it doesn't run away and join the army", was the quick reply. |