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1.
Her aunt had taken little Betty to the Natural History Museum. "Oh,
Mummy, "she told her mom on her return, "We had such a lovely time.
Auntie took me to see a statue circus".
2.
Two little girls were discussing their families. "Why does your grandmother
read the Bible so much?" asked one. "I think she is cramming for her
exams", said the other.
3.
"My youngest boy has trouble with eczema". "Gracious, but how did
he get it?" "He hasn't got it. He just can't spell it".
4.
"Are you homesick?" an aunt asked a small girl, away from home for
the first time. "No", sobbed the girl, "I am here sick".
5.
Son: "Dad, why did you marry mom?" Father: "So now you have also started
wondering". |
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