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Jokes
Series 40
| 1. The baby had just swallowed a fountain pen so the wife rang up the husband. "Have you rung the doctor?" "Yes", she replied. "But what are you doing in the meantime?" He asked in panic. "Using a pencil". 2. "Peter, does your father do your homework for you?" "Yes, Ma'am" "Does he do the whole of it?" "No, I help with it sometimes". 3. "I don't think mother knows much about children." "Why do you say so?" "Because she puts me to bed when I am wide awake and wakes me up when I am sleepy". 4. "What is a forum?" Answer: "It is two times two-um". 5. Joan: "I am the teacher's pet". Mary: "Why, can't she afford a cat?" |