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Jokes
Series 43
| 1. "I always keep losing my temper, doctor". Doctor: "Pardon?" Patient: "I've already told you once, you stupid fool! 2. A teacher asked her students to make sentences using the word, 'beans'. The usual bright boy produced, 'My father doesn't like beans'. Another one said, 'My mother cooks beans'. Then a little girl made this effort, "We are all human beans". 3. The teacher was giving the class a mental drill, "Bobby, which month has twenty-eight days?" Bobby had forgotten. But after a moment he came up with the answer, "They all have". 4. There was a woman who used to talk on the telephone at least for two hours. But once she talked on it only for half an hour. Her husband was amazed and asked her the reason. "Wrong number", was the reply. 5. A mother rang the school and asked, "Would you please tell me what the first day of school will be?" "Chaos," replied the secretary. |