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Jokes
Series 45
| 1. "What followed the dinosaur?" The teacher asked Ted. "It's tail", he replied. 2. "What-you hit a boy smaller than yourself. What do you expect to be when you grow up?" a teacher asked Jerry. "A teacher", was the reply. 3. Teacher: "What is nutritious food?" John: "It's something that's filling but has no taste". 4. The teacher was warning the class about the dangers i going out in cold weather, insufficiently clad". There was once a boy", he said, "who was so eager to go out and play with his sled that he didn't put on a coat or a scarf, caught a chill, the chill led to pneumonia and he died!" The teacher paused to allow the moral of the story to sink in, when a small voice asked, "What happened to the sled...?" 5. Why did the teacher have to wear sunglasses? Because the pupils were too bright! |