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Jokes
Series 46
| 1. "Give me a sentence with I Mandy". "Yes, Ma'am. I is..." "No, no, Mandy, you don't say I is. You say I am". "All right, Ma'am, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet". 2. The child was explaining why he preferred to sit in the rear set of the last row in the classroom. "Sitting there, I get the last chance at a question. By then it's almost impossible to get wrong". 3. "My motto in lofe is work hard, play hard and pray hard", said the school chaplain. How about you, Harriet?" "My motto is let bygones be bygones". "That's good. Why did you choose that?" "Then I won't have to take any History lessons". 4. Little Lester came to school one day just bubbling over with his new information. "I'm going to have a baby brother", he told his teacher. "How do you know it's going to be a brother?" she asked. "Well, do you remmber last June my mother was sick and I got my baby sister?" "Yes". "Well, this time my daddy is sick". 5. "How are you getting on with your exams ?" "Not bad. The questions are easy enough-it's the answers I have trouble with". |