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Jokes
Series 47
| 1. Where are you from Ronald?" the teacher asked the new boy. "Er-Dorset, sir", came the nervous reply. "Which part?" "All of me, sir". 2. Teacher: What's this picture of? Class: Don't know, Miss. Teacher: It's a kangaroo. Class: What's a kangaroo, miss? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Cor!- my big sister has married one of them! 3. "Sharon, name two pronouns". "Who, me?" "Correct". 4. "There's something I can do which nobody in the school can do, not even my teacher". "What's that?" "Read my handwriting". 5. "What is the most popular answer to a school teacher's question?" "I don't know". "Correct". |