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Jokes
Series 49
| 1. "What do you think is the best thing to put in a fruit-cake?" The cook asked Mary. "teeth," she said. 2. Teacher: Give three reasons to show that the earth is round. Craig : Mom says so, Pop says so and you say so. 3. School inspector : Ask me a question Andy: When are you going, Sir? 4. "If you had five chocolate bars, and your sister asked you for one, how many would be left towards the end?" A teacher asked Gary. "Five", he answered. 5."You can't play with a hammer, Pip, you'll hurt your fingers", Pip's father told him. " I won't, Pop, Sis is gonna hold the nails for me," Pip said. |