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1.
Mrs. Brown complained to her doctor,"My husband used to sleepwalk.
After taking your medicine, he started sleep-running!"The doctor reported
,"Didn't I say there would be an improvement!"
2.
A man about to face capital punishment,was asked his last wish." I
want to eat mangoes." he said. "But mangoes will come only in summer",
said the jailor."Never mind", the prisoner replied, " I am willing
to wait."
3.
Trying to explain a mathematical problem,the teacher said " Look,one
man does a piece of work in five days, then five men will do it in
one day isn't it ?" "Yes sir ", replied a student, "Just as if one
ship takes four days to cross the sea, four ships will take only one
day,right, sir ?"
4.
" Why haven't you written an essay on a Dog,as you were asked to ?"the
English teacher asked Thomas. "Because", said Thomas simply, " When
I tried to write on it, the dog ran away !"
5.
One day a tutor asked his student," If one woman can do one work,
how much work can twenty woman do ?" The student answered," No work
at all, sir! since they would simply sit and talk."
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