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1.
Chemistry teacher: Reggie, Give me the name of a liquid that won't
freeze?
Reggie: Hot water, sir.
2.
A teacher saw a boy peeping into another boy's paper at a test. He
went up to him and said, " Roger, I hope I didn't see you peeping
into Joe's paper." "I hope so, too, sir," he agreed.
3.
Teacher:What do we get from Germany?
Rosemary: Germs
4.
History teacher: Sam, name the Tudar monarchs.
Sam:Yes,miss.Henry VII, Henry VIII, Edward VI, Mary and uh..uh "
Teacher: Correct so far. Now, who came after Mary?
Sam : Uh! The little lamb, miss.
5.Cookery Teacher:Gwen, how can we prevent food from germs?
Gwen: Just by eating the food. |
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