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Jokes
Series 51
| 1. Teacher: Dick, why didn't you come to school yesterday? Dick: Because I was sick. Teacher: Sick of what ? Dick: Sick of school, sir. 2. Teacher: Your essays are improving, Mary. There are only seven mistakes , here. Mary: That's great ,miss. Teacher: And now I'll move on to the next sentence. 3. "How old is your grandpa?" "I don't know,but I can tell you that We 've had him a long time." 4. A housewife went into a hardware shop and asked for something to help her with her spring-cleaning." I've just the thing, madam, "said the salesman. "This furniture polish is excellent.It'll do half your work for you". "Really?" she replied. "In that case I'll take two tins!" 5. "What did you get for Christmas?" "A mouth-organ. It's the best present I ever got". "Why?" "My mum gives me 10 cents a week not to blow it". |