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1.
Toby asked Johnny," There were four persons under one umbrella, but
no one was getting wet, can you tell me why ? " "Because the umbrella
was very big ", answerd Johnny."No", quipped Toby, It is because it
wasn't raining.
2.
In physics class,a student kept dozing off. His head would keep nodding."I
have been noticing that your neck is going down all the time, what
is the matter?"asked the teacher. "Sir, that is due to the gravitational
force", explained the student.
3.
A little boy was not eating his porridge. His mother said she would
call the cop if he did not eat it. "Don't bother", said the boy,"this
porridge is so bad even he won't eat it!"
4.
Fred asked Jim why he had a knot in his shirt."My sister has tied
it to remind me to post her letter."
"And have you posted it?"asked Jim. "No, she forgot to give it to
me!"
5.
A teacher asked his student why he had answered only three questions
when he had to do five."Sir, you have always taught us to remain contented
with little, that is why", he replied.
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