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1.
After making a speech, A minister called his secretary and scolded
him,"The next time you write my speech, you must use simpler words,
which at least I can understand!"
2.
"Tom, why has your watch stopped ?" asked his friend. "Because it
is Sunday today." Was the reply from Tom.
3.
A lady asked a shopkeeper to show her a rare item. " This TV belongs
to the reign of Queen Victoria," he said. "But there were no televisions
at that time ," the lady said ,surprisingly. "That is why it is so
rare.", came the quick retort.
4.
Jane saw the portrait of a dashing soldier being sold in a wayside
shop.She wanted to buy it but didn't have enough money-$25/ in her
purse. The next day ,at her friend Susan's place, she saw the very
same painting hanging on the wall. "Look, that is my grandfather,
a valiant soldier who was awarded a bravery medel",boasted Susan.
"Had I had $25/ in my purse yesterday,he would've been my grandfather
today!" Jane retorted.
5.
Three people were outdoing one another in showing off their wealth.
The first rolled a hundred-dollar note round a cigarette, and smoked
it away. The second one promptly rolled out five hundred dollar notes
and smoaked them. The third one was the smartest. He took out his
Checkbook,wrote out a check for five thousand dollars and rolled it
round his cigarette ! |
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