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1.
Patient: How do I know that you can help me? Doc: I guarantee a cure
or your mania back.
2.
Oh, doctor, I've swallowed my camera-film. Well, I hope nothing develops.
3.
You go to the psychiatrist when you feel slightly cracked and keep
going until you're completely broken.
4.
Teacher: what does it mean when the barometer starts falling? Student:
I guess it means who ever nailed it did not do a good job.
5.
Did you know why doctors and nurse wear masks? So that no one would
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