| |
1.
A Judge to a driving offender," this is the fifth time you have come
in two months. We will have to confiscate your driving licence now."
" Please, Sir, don't do that,my life depends on it", begged the driver."Yes,
but so do the lives of those on the roads!", said the judge.
2.
Do you know the similarity between a rainbow and an Indian policeman
? Well, both appear after the storm has abated.
3.
Jack's mother was very much worried as Jack did not write him for
a long time. His father assured her that she would recive her son's
letter within a week.Jack's mom was not convinced. So his father sent
Jack a letter, mentioning that a $500/ cheque was enclosed.However,
he did not put any cheque into the envelop. Sure enough, within a
week came Jack's worried letter,"Dad, there was no cheque!"
4.
Feeling flattered that his wife was requesting him to sing,a husband
lovingly asked, " which tune do you want me to sing ?"" Oh, any will
do, " She said carelessly, "I simply want to trouble the neighbours."
5.
One day, Harry's friend said,"Don't you ever wash your mouth? I can
see what you've had for break-fast today." "what?"asked Harry. "Well,
you've had eggs," was the reply. "you are wrong," said triumphantly.
"I had eggs yesterday." |
|
